splders:

hey youre cute im ugly opposites attract you have to date me sorry i dont make the rules

somenigerianbelle:

I low key wish I was pretty. Like really pretty. Like gorgeous. The kind of good looks that have everyone wanting to know who you are and where you came from and wondering how you ended up in the same space as them.

ierohero:

I love ordering things online cuz you forget about them and then it’s like a little surprise present for yourself later

maliciousmelons:

*trips over my low self esteem*

precumming:

when u run out of data for the month

dongstomper:

reblog if you would trust a dog with a sword to protect you